Ms

by Su

“A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.” Classic Two Ronnies!

Mrs

by Helen

What did the big snowflake say to the little snowflake? It's 'snow' use, I am 'falling' for you!

Ms

by Bernadette

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.

Miss

by Sarah Kingston

Strangers on a bus are like batteries. You can instantly tell how much energy they have left by licking them. - NOTE: A lot of creative work went into our website. Do not copy text without adding a link back to us. Thank you.

miss

by jill dean

Q: Why can't Meghan Markle go to Starbucks anymore? A: Because they don't serve Royal-tea.

Mr

by Jacob

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, with tears in his eyes he said... Y'know, one would have been enough

Mr

by Derek

Q: What do snowmen do when they are not feeling well ? A: They take a chill pill .

MR

by Chris Rees

Why are pirates called pirates? Cos they aargh

Mrs

by Lynn

why was Cinderella so bad at Football? Because she had a rubbish coach

Mr

by Iain Fisher

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese

Mrs

by JACQUELINE

Knock knock Who's there? I've just done up I've just done up who? Ha Ha - you've just said you've just done a poo!!

Miss

by Amy

A friend of mine has just been sacked off the dodgems. But he’s suing them for funfair dismissal.