“A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.” Classic Two Ronnies!
What did the big snowflake say to the little snowflake? It's 'snow' use, I am 'falling' for you!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
by Sarah Kingston
Strangers on a bus are like batteries. You can instantly tell how much energy they have left by licking them. - NOTE: A lot of creative work went into our website. Do not copy text without adding a link back to us. Thank you.
by jill dean
Q: Why can't Meghan Markle go to Starbucks anymore? A: Because they don't serve Royal-tea.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, with tears in his eyes he said... Y'know, one would have been enough
Q: What do snowmen do when they are not feeling well ? A: They take a chill pill .
by Chris Rees
Why are pirates called pirates? Cos they aargh
why was Cinderella so bad at Football? Because she had a rubbish coach
by Iain Fisher
What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese
Knock knock Who's there? I've just done up I've just done up who? Ha Ha - you've just said you've just done a poo!!
A friend of mine has just been sacked off the dodgems. But he’s suing them for funfair dismissal.